Amillennialist

FDR to extend hand in friendship to world’s Nazis in speech from Hitler’s bunker this June 4th, 1943

In Aliens in America, Barack Hussein Obama, Defending jihad, Liberals aid jihad, Liberals hate the American military, The Decline and Fall of the American Republic on May 16, 2009 at 10:01 AM

The following weekend, he’ll be in Japan attempting to repair relations with the island nation through a talk delivered from Emperor Hirohito’s palace.

This comes on the heels of the President’s comments made outside Auschwitz that Nazism deserves “respect.” Mr. Roosevelt also suggested that the nations of Europe and Asia should advance the Peace Process by making sacrifices, including “Land for Peace.”

“We must dialogue with the moderate elements of the Waffen-SS, kamikaze, and banzai units,” he declared.

The White House has announced details of Mr. Roosevelt’s charm offensive. He plans to bow deeply to both Hitler and Hirohito as a sign of mutual respect, apologize for Pearl Harbor, Midway, and the Holocaust, and reassure both empires of his continued commitment to bankrupting and disarming America in the name of “Main Street.”

As a sign of the United States’ good will, the President will release members of the German and Japanese militaries captured in combat into American society at taxpayers’ expense.

Additionally, American successes in Doolittle’s Raid, the Battle of the Coral Sea, and Midway have now been redesignated “Embarrassing Failures of Diplomacy;” the methods used to decipher Japanese communications leading to the American “victory” at Midway have been published in the New York Times, and the Cryptanalytic Unit responsible for the intelligence that gave America the advantage there has been accused of lying by one of Mr Roosevelt’s closest allies in Congress.

Plans for actions at Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Dresden, and Normandy have all been postponed and await Nazi and Japanese approval.

President Roosevelt also unveiled Executive Order #12071941 establishing “Overseas Contingency Operations Relocation Camps.” Americans opposing the President’s policies will be designated “extremists” and evaluated for the confiscation of their First through Tenth Amendment Rights.

The Order also gives the president the authority to monitor and suspend all radio, telegraph, and pen-and-paper communications.

Allied leaders could not be reached for comment.

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  1. Hey that would’ve been a great strategy!

    Just think – instead of having to learn German or Japanese on a CD, you could just grow up having to speak it… if you were in fact allowed to grow up in the first place.

  2. Hey that would’ve been a great strategy!

    Just think – instead of having to learn German or Japanese on a CD, you could just grow up having to speak it… if you were in fact allowed to grow up in the first place.

  3. “Free” Arabic lessons will be part of the “Stimulus” Package, if we’re lucky.

  4. “Free” Arabic lessons will be part of the “Stimulus” Package, if we’re lucky.

  5. I posted this in a newspaper forum, of course I got the old "faulty logic" argument.
    I really fear for our country.
    These people are ready to bow the knee to islam.

  6. I posted this in a newspaper forum, of course I got the old "faulty logic" argument.
    I really fear for our country.
    These people are ready to bow the knee to islam.

  7. Hi, Anonymous,

    I'd really like to know where that forum is.

    I've got a hammer and a chisel.

    Regards,

    Amillennialist

  8. Hi, Anonymous,

    I'd really like to know where that forum is.

    I've got a hammer and a chisel.

    Regards,

    Amillennialist

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